So a guy an a book walk in to a bar right....
Submitted by Aidian Jamison-Frank on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 22:52.
So I’ve been reading a book called “Lord of Dark Places” by Hal Bennett. I can’t quite think of an adjective to describe it besides ridiculous. It starts out with a kid (who I believe to be the protagonist) named Joe Market playing in the river and his dad telling him how he just fucked his mother to death. Yeah...
His father, Titus Market then starts a religion with Joe, 13 at the time, as the central figure. One more thing, every time Titus preaches, Joe gets naked and has the audience stare in awe at his naked body (and allegedly huge "tail"). After the sermon, Joe becomes a whore and people pay to have sex with “The Naked Disciple.”
That’s pretty much everything that’s happened so far. He smokes some pot and has lots of sex.
If you didn't catch that above when ever anyone refers to a penis (including the narrator) its called a “tail.” Hilarious.
This is all 30 or so pages into the book
PS: I just finished book called Josie and Jack, and I recommend it to anyone who like dark, creepily addictive books. It was real good like.
