My head snaps to look at Slim. "Zap!"
Slim turns and claps his hands towards Rob. "Zop."
Rob looks at Cam. "Zip."
Cam looks at Jay. "Zap."
Jay stops to think as quickly as he can. "Zap! No wait... fuck."
We all start to laugh.
"Sit downnnn." Cam yells, ready to continute with the game.
"Yeah," we all answer with competitive smiles.
"Zip!" Cam continued the stupidest, but the most fun game we all played.
We are getting out of Philly at the right time.
Not the worst way to spend a Wednesday..
I’m sorry to crush your dreams today
But I have to inform you
That you will never meet anybody more awesome than me
When you look up kind in the dictionary
My name will be its definition
I save people from burning buildings on a weekly basis
And the sound of my angelic voice silences a newborn’s crying
My voice is smooth and soft during conversation
But when I get up on stage
To recite a poem
The fiery string of words that spill out my mouth
Triggers the fire station’s alarm system
My laugh is literally infectious
There is no way around it
If I laugh you WILL be laughing with me
Most of the time at my own jokes
Because I’m just that funny
And please don’t get me started on my smile
The minute I fold my mouth up
Part my lips
And show the most glorious arrangement of teeth you’ve ever seen
You will run 10 miles
Just to get me what I want
And most of all my writing is fantastic
The spectacular way I string words together
Makes you believe anything I’m saying
And as you can tell from reading this right now
I’m pretty magnificent
And you will never ever meet anybody more awesome than me