Imagine a world infected by zombies.

I am fucking Matt Damon

It was better then I thought

Kamille looks directly at me. "Zip." 

My head snaps to look at Slim. "Zap!" 

Slim turns and claps his hands towards Rob. "Zop." 

Rob looks at Cam. "Zip." 

Cam looks at Jay. "Zap."

Jay stops to think as quickly as he can. "Zap! No wait... fuck." 

We all start to laugh. 

"Sit downnnn." Cam yells, ready to continute with the game.

"Ready?" 

"Yeah," we all answer with competitive smiles. 

"Zip!" Cam continued the stupidest, but the most fun game we all played. 

 Firemen, police officers and teachers all serve their patriotic duties to their country every day. Children, full of innocence and ignorance, go to school to learn and laugh and play with kids every day. None of these previously mentioned have contributed a dime to the nations deficit. So why are they getting punished? Philadelphia's most recent resolution to leveling the debt? Reduce kindergarten programs to only a half day, while eliminating transpasses as a means of transportation. This is placing a huge unnecessary burden of the families of those who are not responsible for the nations debt and, for lack of a better word, it is absurd.

We are getting out of Philly at the right time.

Today I needed help with my paper for storytelling...i asked mr chase for help with the paper...and i got it.  Beginning, Conflict, Climax, Resolve, thats one good :)

Today, after months (OK, more like a few weeks) of hardcore studying, frequent late night sessions, which were more like parties because of the food and music, and stacks of flashcards, the day, full of nerves and emotion, had finally arrive, though the test was much easier than I'd expected (practice tests are always impossible) and the worst part was sitting in the same room for five hours.  

Not the worst way to spend a Wednesday..

I don't like bragging about myself. I'm really not that kind of person. But last Saturday in poetry workshop (here at SLA) our prompt was to write a poem full of hyperboles. And it was fun. I got to say crazy stuff like my voice stops a newborn's crying. And blow stuff out of proportion. Like people usually say I have a great smile but I said that it would make people run 10 miles just to get me what I want. I'm going to stop describing the poem now and just let you read it for yourself. Enjoy!

                                               Hyperbole Poem

 

 

I’m sorry to crush your dreams today

But I have to inform you

That you will never meet anybody more awesome than me

When you look up kind in the dictionary

My name will be its definition

I save people from burning buildings on a weekly basis

And the sound of my angelic voice silences a newborn’s crying

My voice is smooth and soft during conversation

But when I get up on stage

To recite a poem

The fiery string of words that spill out my mouth

Triggers the fire station’s alarm system

My laugh is literally infectious

There is no way around it

If I laugh you WILL be laughing with me

Most of the time at my own jokes

Because I’m just that funny

And please don’t get me started on my smile

The minute I fold my mouth up

Part my lips

And show the most glorious arrangement of teeth you’ve ever seen

You will run 10 miles

Just to get me what I want

And most of all my writing is fantastic

The spectacular way I string words together

Makes you believe anything I’m saying

And as you can tell from reading this right now

I’m pretty magnificent

And you will never ever meet anybody more awesome than me

They say everybody deserves a second chance, and while I believe that is true sometimes it hurts to give that person second chance. You think to yourself they wouldn't need a second chance if they didn't mess up the first time, but then again everyone makes mistakes. Even though I am giving you a second chance don't think that there will be a third because I been put through enough. So remember yes this is your second chance but it is also your last.