I would like heels for prom that will make my ankles cry.
I would like heels for prom that drag queens would refuse if offered on the grounds of them being too over the top.
I would like heels for prom that will lift me into another level of the atmosphere each time I step into them.
I would like heels for prom that will be impossible to walk in, forcing me to spend my evening being carried from place to place until eventually the kind volunteer who has moved me to and fro, here and there injures their back, leaving me stranded for what may very well be weeks on end.
I would like heels for prom that could act as a mighty thin party tent should something prove amiss with the hotel.
Oh yes and I would like them in blue.
(Bolded sentence within: I would like drag queens that lift impossible to eventually.)